Egg Watchers is simply the best egg-timer you will find online. The website easily guides you through the type of egg you want boiled, the temperature of said egg and your desired firmness.

But, since we all know that a watched pot never boils, a random Youtube video is pulled to the exact time it takes to cook your egg. When the video's done, so's your breakfast.

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On a side note, I love the term squidgy. We should adopt it on this continent post haste.